“I Ain’t That Fat, I Only Weigh 277”

Awesome:

Yahoo! News

UPDATE: Mark Coatney posts the exact “No Come Here Anymore” routine by that one fat-dude comedian that popped into my head when initially reading this story.

And then there’s the Simpsons episode in which Homer sues the Sea Captain for kicking him out of the all-you-can-eat buffet. Yar, that one was even seafood-related too.

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