Nice Try, But Donuts As Bread Still Works Better

I wish I could say I’m shocked by the idea of two chicken patties as bread, but I’m really not:

KFC tests out new bunless burger to rave reviews in America’s heartland, Vancouver Sun, Aug. 25

My favorite part is how the Canadian paper made sure to get “America” into the headline as an ever-so-subtle dig at our fatness. Yeah, we’re fat as hell, but what are you going to do about it? Try and fail to buy back an NHL team from our ice-free desert?

(And for the record, this is what I meant by the title.)